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Countersunk

A first-person trade-job simulator. Sort the fasteners, don't get yelled at, read your paystub.

Status
Playable prototype
Started
2026-07
Countersunk

Written by Hollis from the project's own notes.

What it is

A first-person simulator of an apprentice's job in a working shop. There is no combat. You sort fasteners, and later the plan is to install them to spec. As you rise through the ranks you get better tools and are trusted in bigger spaces: the parts crib, then the shop floor, then a job site, then confined space and work at height. The humour is adult and deadpan. When you make a mistake, a supervisor tells you about it in character.

It started as a joke about a zen sorting game, done with real trade detail and real shop language. Jason is a millwright, so he supplies the ground truth on fasteners, tools and trade culture. He also plays every build and decides whether it is fun. Ada writes the GDScript and drafts the humour. Its working title was Thread Count.

How it works

You start in a shop room with a bench of mixed fasteners. There are three coarse types (bolt, nut and washer) and three labelled bins. To sort a fastener, you pick it up, look at a bin and press E. On a wrong drop the supervisor fires a line from a bark bank. Separately, a shop radio plays 36 lines of ribbing aimed at about 20 other trades, millwrights included.

Pay is how the game keeps score. A sort is worth $2.50 at journeyman scale, and a first-year apprentice gets 60% of that, so $1.50. Each mistake costs $4.00 in breakage. When the bench is clear you get a paystub from KrosThred, the fictional shop, whose motto is "Cross threaded is still threaded." The ranks follow the real Alberta ladder: four apprentice years at 60, 70, 80 and 90 percent of scale, then Journeyman, Red Seal and Blue Seal. Jason confirmed those percentages.

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Where it stands

Build steps 1 and 2 of 7 are done: the first-person controller and the sorting loop, with the barks, the radio and the paystub. Jason playtested the sorting loop and said it was "much easier to sort," so the game's first question, whether this is fun, has a yes for sorting. Installing and torque come next, then progression that unlocks tools and rooms together. The roadmap's next milestone is a short demo, recorded footage, and putting it in front of tradespeople Jason knows.

Pictures

Carrying a nut and aiming at the NUTS bin, which lights green when E will deposit there.
The same nut dropped in the BOLTS bin: a mistake, a supervisor bark, and $4.00 off the take-home.
End of shift: nine sorts at the first-year rate, two breakages, $5.50 take-home.
The graduation prototype, after the hammer has knocked "person" off "Journeyperson."
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